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cat lady

A person who is obssesed with cats.

Oh you are a such cat lady

by Frick a creeper November 8, 2019

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Cash Lady

A Cash Lady is a low end prostitute/crack whore that offers a high interest payment feature for her services.
If you are unable to pay upfront for your normal whore, a Cash Lady is your best option.

Be warned though, while offering a poor but vaguely acceptable interest rate for the first month, many Cash Ladies dramatically increase their interest rates after the first 30 days.
The most famous Cash Lady of current times is Kerry Katona who can regularly be seen on British television offering her services.

"That Cash Lady is remarkably unattractive but she does have a good payment scheme."

by Brian Nobrot April 18, 2013

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Pink Lady

Pink ladies are known to frequent churches on Sunday for services, Monday for prayer group, Wednesday for craft and morning tea, and Friday for choir.

They can be readily identified by the pink or sometimes purple tint to their silver hair, their love of lace, frills, and floral motifs.

They will without any warning engulf you in their ample bosum during lung crushing face smothering hugs.

The first indication of their presence is their perfume which precedes them by about 20 feet. The moment you catch a whiff of their floral scents it is highly recommended to retreat.

They are considered the equivalent of a nuclear attack for asthmatics; usually responsible for the presence of pot-pourri, hand creams and aerosolised airfreshners in public restrooms and large floral arrangements in church buildings.

I thought it was safe to leave the house today but I was immediately set upon by three pink ladies, I should be discharged from hospital in about three days.

It took a good hour to catch my breath after that pink lady encounter

That pink lady almost took me out!

by Wyvernsrose January 10, 2020

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yikes lady

Used in reference to Nicki Minaj and her song entitled β€œYikes.”

β€œNever been a beat that the Yikes Lady ain’t rip!”

by A_Barb August 23, 2021

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Lady Racha

A nickname you give your female friend when she eats a spoonful of Siracha, either on a dare or of her own accord.

Did you see Lily eat that spoonful of siracha last week at Mod Pizza? She is the ultimate Lady Racha.

by Tvillingarna December 3, 2019

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lady shapes

Boobs

You've got saltine cracker crumbs on your lady shapes.

by DBruch October 18, 2010

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lady lawyer

The "reason" you told your boys you lost that trial. More accurately, a force to be reckoned with, like a hurricane. More specifically, courtroom kryptonite.

Wtf do you mean there are two of them lady lawyers? Yes, we'll obviously take the plea deal.

by Lawyer, esq. November 16, 2016

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