A lemon is a joke that is squeezed dry, usually a one-time joke but is occasionally mentioned again. These jokes have every last droplet of humour squeezed out of them.
(long joke here)
“YEAH BUT TURNS OUT HIS LAPTOP ISN’T EVEN TURNED ON”
“HAHAHAHAHA”
“HAHAHA- wait. guys... this is a lemon.”
A popular song created ft Rihanna and N.E.R.D
“I Pull up in a lemon,” - Rihanna, Lemon
sour shit that is use to make life shit. but also dank
lemons are dank
A person with no significance in your life that you only see when you have nothing else to do.
Yo Brian whilst you were busy I saw Kevin he’s such a lemon
A lemon is a yellow object, typically associated with sacrifice. When summoning demons, place lemons around the circle or summoning book.
Sarah won’t like you if you don’t give her some of your lemons!
Don’t worry, Ainsley won’t kill you without lemons.