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I need you to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice
mother : Daniel, wash your mouth with lemon juice now. Your teacher just called me to say you have a vocabulary problem,
son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.
When a woman is taking a piss while giving a man a blowjob.
Last night after dinner & several lemon drops I gave my husband lemon head.
During sex one partner will urinate into the other partners oral region, the urine must be a mixture of piss and cum.
We are going to need to make some Lemon Head Daiquiri.
A fruit also for some reason, a color
How did lemon become a color in the first place?!
Lemon used to be a derogatory term for lesbians in the late 19-hundreds. The Term has since died out and (unfortunately) isnt something Lesbians have decided to reclaim, unlike the words Faggot and Dike.
Girl a: “Wowie what a cute chick”
Person B: “honestly you are such a Lemon”
A lemon is a sour yellow fruit. And sussy stuff in a fanfiction.
1: Did you know that this story has a lemon
2: Oh like theyre gonna eat lemons
1: Well, not that kind of lemon