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Where a stripper/lap dancer bends over in your face and sharts, leaving you with fecal debris on your upper lip.
Matt was in a strip club and that fat bitch left him with a shitler's lip and it cost him a dollar.
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Aka--female, woman.
When I was working in the prison system in pa...a black male trustee..hit the intercom system..and ask me " if da split lips is done in the gym"...i said , " what the fuck.is a split lip"?!...inmate stated " CO you know da females! Are they finished in the gym yet"...I laughed my ass off for the next 20 mins..
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rub bacon grease (at least 1 full cup or just spray bacon spritzer)all over a fat swollen lip.
if your hookin up with a girl and u bite her lip it swells up like a plump bloody sausage. rub in the bacon grease and you got bacon lip, baby.
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It's CHAPSTICK!
chapstick carmex burt's bees
"Yo, DeMario, can I have some lip lube?"
"Sure dude. But all I have is carmex."
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A female's upper lip that resembles a smear of fecal matter caused by excessive waxing and exposure to the sun.
Lauren Conrad's upper lip on Season 4 of the Hills is a perfect example of Poo Lip.
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When a male titty fucks a female, then proceeds to put cum on her lip with his penis.
"Ashawn put some lip gloss on jesse"
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The act of drinking so much red wine that your lips acquire a dark purplish crust and your teeth turn a shade of blue.
Michael, that beaulojais was fantastic but it left me all blue lipped!
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