An individual (a deformed Male usually resembling a goblin humanoid) that can be seen carrying a bag of gold and a bitch by his goblin side. This mystical creature is awfully fond of raisins . His fingers are vital appendages used to perform his daily duties. It's self defense mechanism is flapping it's ears. It's fair maiden is aHh-NiH-cAh the giant princess.
Chad: Wait, do you see that Matthew Gravvet over, don't let it steal your gold or your bitch.
Josh: Crikey Moses it fingered my raisins out of my pockets.
A guy who likes to spit on females backs an make it seem like he has cum
I have just saint Matthew you
A state of grammar that is so bad, he or she must correct every sentence that is sent or written.
Can be used as:
Your on Matthew's level or
Your typing Matthew level
Guy: How art yoi
Girl: Wha?
Guy: How are yoy
Girl: Type English. Your typing on Matthew's level
Girl: like really get off of Matthew level
Liam Matthews is a broken sigma who edge's his chode frequently. Liam Matthews is reluctant to shave, and is known for his resounding lack of rizz.
Person 1: Have you seen Liam Matthews recently?
Person 2: No, but I can smell him, so he's nearby l
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The Matthew Ewing Effect is when a player in the MOBA (Multiplayer Online Battle Arena) game League of Legends will pick a champion that they have seen someone else “go off” with (“Go off” meaning that another player does extremely well with in game) and then proceed to pick that champion thinking that because they have seen that someone else did great with, then they will instantly assume that playing said champion will make their knowledge and ability in the game exceed like the players they have seen play that champion. Most of the time the player will then flame the enemy team (insult and harass them) and / or blame the game that they are performing poorly.
Keep in mind that this definition is mostly targeting newer players in the game because experienced players can probably see someone do good as another champion and pick them up with some ease due to their knowledge. However, new players will do this without the knowledge of the game or champion and will most likely make themselves look like a complete idiot.
A player sees someone use Yasuo (an assassin / fighter character) and go 29/5 (kills to death) and begins to play that champion, only to wonder why they lost in a fight and blame the game or other players when they do not know how to play Yasuo. Thus you would say "Looks like they're Matthew Ewing"