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When a woman momentarily possesses the mental state of a man (i.e. pays attention and thinks rationally). This is apparently a novel state for most First World women, nearly akin to achieving orgasm.
In a moment of mindfulness, I put down my Danielle Steele novel and felt a wave of despair and suicidal thoughts, suddenly seeing my life for the pointlessly hollow shell of consumerism that it is. Then I downed a mimosa and admired my nails until the clarity passed.
When a fellow chap thinks with his male genital organ rather than his head
"Look at you John, she took half of your equitable estate, your kinds, and all she gave you is god damn squirrel AIDS, and hepatitis A through Z! Really naive; you should stop thinking with your mind-shaft and start using that big melon of yours."
First song by Canadian rapper NAV
Go listen to make your mind up by NAV
Act of watching/doing something that is particularly easy and requires very little brain power. ie: social media
Numb minding :Social media (watching videos memes)
When you should be working and taking cases and not making silly or over-complicated reference jokes or browsing joke websites.
Mind the Queue. Mind the Queue? MIND THE QUEUE!
"What happened to thse young dudes? Oh, it was andrew langford driving. He chose mind over splatter."
Mind over Splatter happened when Andrew Langford decided to dab with his band MOW at 120 miles per hour.