When you sit in the port-o-potty to take a dump and your turd splashes the blue water from beneath right on your tant
Fuck man, I took a shit in the john and the blue monster got my balls wet.
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Someone who has an unhealthy obsession with Robux, and is willing to grope its foes for the virtual currency.
Oh my god robux monster! Stop groping me! I have no robux!
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When a large and/or ugly person walks lazily or has some sort of cane in a certain direction.
Hey, do you see that guy monster mashing his way over here?
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a penis which submerged in water or wet
his trunks fell and his sea-monster was clearly visible to the next swimming group
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When the sweat works with your underwear to make your asshole a flamethrower. There is a subsequent walk associated with crotch monster akin to a baby with a full shit diaper.
I got a bad case of crotch monster at Six Flags yesterday.
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a big monster that looks like a penis and testicles
john: oh god its a cocky monster
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Someone who thrives off the smallest amount of random drama and will stop at nothing to find more; usually talks about drama excessively with other 'Drama Monsters' for the sake of just talking about it and to fill their endless craving.
You: Why are those slutty girls spreading so many ridiculous rumors in class?
Me: Because....THEY'RE DRAMA MONSTERS AND THEY'RE HUNGRY!!!!
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