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Often confused with the Dairy Queen treat, the Georgia Mud Fudge is actually, when you make a deposit of fecal matter inside someone's bed linens, and subsequently conceal the hefty load within said bedding.
Scene from Godfather... except bloody horsehead is replaced with giant, juicy deuce.
Georgia Mud Fudgee: "Man! My socks are covered in mud... I didn't sleep walk, did I?"
Gergia Mud Fudger: "Naw, man. That ain't mud, you got Georgia Mud Fudged. Dude... check this out!"
Innocent Third Party: "Dude your socks smell like shit. Quit walking around, your smearing shit everywhere."
See also: Ass Comet
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After partaking in anal sex the Catcher (male or female) proceeds to expel an explosive fecal spray (also containing semen from the night's earlier activities) onto the abdomen of the deliverer of the thumping. being careful to watch for corn or any other material that could welt. comaprable to being struck with paint ball this sort of activity could be very dangerous
E.G. Man that slut gave me the maritime mud gun and ive been swollen for weeks
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when u shit on a baking tray and then cook it and then it eat it. mexican mud cake
conor ate my mexican mud cake.
dude that was insane
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To defecate a somewhat loose watery stool with a gale force fart behind it so as to cake the excrement like a mud pie against the porcelain toilet bowl.
Please excuse me for a moment from this delectable chocolate sundae desert that you made for me, but I have the need to use the ladies room in order that I might blow some mud.
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This is a Chinese homophonic slang, which means “ur talking bullshits”
Haters: “I support the term “Chinese Virus”
Chinese: “funny mud pee”
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When explosive diarrhea hits without warning and at the most inopportune time and causes an individual to shit their pants (one must be wearing pants). The Mud Saddle is created when the loose stool flows from the anus and runs down the inside of each pant leg to approximately the knee or slightly above the knee level. The wet shit soaks through the pants 1/4 to 1/2 of the way around the front and back of each pant leg as well. This wet, brown mess is visible from the front and from the back and gives the appearance of a brown riding saddle. One is considered to be Riding the Mud Saddle until such time that they are able to reach a place of privacy to remove their pants, clean up and put on new apparel. Generally, pants that have had a Mud Saddle created on them are disposed of and are not reused.
Harvey left for his lunch hour and decided that some extra hot and spicy Thai food would be a good choice for lunch that day. While the food was great, it did not mix with Harvey and while walking back to the office, he suffered a biblical perportioned assplosion and ended up Riding The Mud Saddle all the way back to his desk to get his keys and back out of the office to get to his car. The Mud Saddle ride in teh car was a wet one all the way home. Harvey was the talk of the office for days.
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People who go out and make fun of mud sharks whenever they see them.
I am a true mud shark hunter. I spotted that white bitch with that nigger as soon as they walked in the door.
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