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A Noah embodies all stereotypical asian perception. He is born with a silver spoon up him mouth and yet fails to appreciate his parents’ hardwork and efforts to sustain his lavish lifestyle. When you see a Noah, turn the other way and run because he will ruin your life with the snap of his fingers. When provoked, he will morph into a spastic creature that will attack you.
Jason: “ I bro nice to meet you, what’s your name?”
Noah: “ what the fuck... i didn’t even ask you! go fetch me some sparkling water before i beat the fuck outta you and rape your sister.”
Noah is usually an emotional support golden retriever fluffy hair gamer boy
What’s a Noah?
Oh that’s easy, that’s an emotional support golden retriever fluffy hair gamer boy
A very nice person who most likely has anger issues but can control them they dont touch grass often and dont and will never get a girl
My best friend is Noah and urban dictionary describes them well
Noah has a bigger penis than Vegard. Like way bigger. He is just really a better person all around.
Oh look how small Vegards penis is compared to Noahs
Noah is an opp. Don’t trust him. Whenever u meet a Noah make sure to tell him to run his pockets and make sure you kick him into next yeat
everyone: Noah is an opp
Noah: yeah❤️
Noah is sooo cool! He is very nice but can also be very naughty! This dude will knock your socks off, LITERALLY! He is usually a guy who likes to wear his hair long and shaggy. (Unbrushed) there is NO DOUBT that ANY GIRL WILL RESIST THE URGE!!! :D
Noah walks in room. He catches some girls eye. There’s an awful ;D moment right ther! :D also btw I obviously didn’t eat your cheeseburger ;3