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An individual who is around 20 years old with a constant 5-o'clock shadow; he can be seen behind turn-tables and mixin'-boards or in the drivers seat of large white trucks doing dangerous desert donuts through dusty landscapes. He may have silhouette-stickers of volumptuous women slapped against his rear window like bookends, framing his So-Cal logo. With a white bandana on his rear-view mirror, he enjoys smoking cigarretes with Dying Is Your Latest Fashion rumbling his tasteful, touch-screen deck. He generally thumbs through said deck while driving in two lanes down Wilmot to let his passengers explore the expansive reaches of his musical tastes. Just as he entertains his listeners with a wide variety of harmonic progressions, he enjoys showing off his pet hermit-crab, Brutis. Such a man frequently visits a particular Starbucks location, greeting odd passer-bys with friendlyness and enthusiasm. In summary, a fellow of such merit is an unstoppable urbandictionary whore. Perusing through their word of the day list by the sites' personalized e-mail list, this guy enjoys the oddities in life--one of which includes a pyromaniac photographer with the body of a goddess. And he rocks at making fudge.
Did you see one of those Nick Nassifs last night? His beard was raging over that sound-board!
Dude, look at that Nick Nassif! He's managed to show off Brutis to another girl. Gets the ladies everytime, that one.
Were you out with that Nick Nassif the other night? He tore up that patch of dirt with is new brakes!
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Nick's spaghetti: Dude, i bet you don't even know my middle name.
Kool Kid Kris: Yeah i do, it's "piece of shit".
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Former leader of the liberal democrats and David Cameron's puppet
Nick Clegg resigned after his party got wiped out
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A fat kid usually rides dick and has a small penis that makes him use chinease even tho he's mexican
Oh heard of Nick Garcia, let's just keep it at that he has a small dick
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Most group of friends include someone called Nick who is especially retarded. Occasionally other friends display behaviours that are similar to Nick and are rightly made aware of it.
Getting nicked can also refer to having sexual intercourse with someone called Nick, who is undoubtedly suffering with special needs.
Friend 1: I'm sorry for that guys, I didn't realised how retarded I was there.
Friend 2: It's okay mate, we all get nicked now and then.
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Friend 3: I got with a guy called Nick last night.
Friend 4: Get Nicked!
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A funny nick name for white peoples that’s can’t say nigger
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When you pull out and cover her face like a beard with cum, upon finishing slap her yelling "merry christmas, ho ho ho"
Kate: My face sure is sore today
Jill: I guess John gave her the old saint nick last night
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