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uncalculated nipple jerk

an accidental gropeing of a womans breasts while moving through a dense crowd

fucking hell mate did you see that? squeezing past that bird at the bar i had an uncalculated nipple jerk, loved it.

by cumguzzlingchutneyferet June 2, 2009

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nipple daisy

The resulting appearance of chest hairs encircling the nipple after several days without shaving, thereby resembling the petals of a daisy. Usually found on males but occassionally on certain females as well.

"Dave seriously needs to shave. He's got a nipple daisy in full bloom."

by Neil Hunkins September 15, 2007

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Horse Nipple

Synonomous with Bad Ass Mother Fucker, see BAMF.

Came up with the definition for Chocahol, nice going, asshole, you scarred my kids for life.

"Horse Nipple can eat a brick if it's made by Frito Lay."

by Dillon Boyer March 12, 2008

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Paper nipple clip

a paper clip specially made for nipples

I slapped that "Paper nipple clip" on her so smoothly.

by catdogtigolebitties November 5, 2011

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sucking the king's nipples

To submit to someone; to please someone when you want something from him/her

This was originally a gesture of submission in ancient Ireland. (Yes, literally sucking a king's nipples.)

Person A: Wow, Larry sure is giving his professor a hard time with the C he gave him on his final. I heard he's been calling him non-stop every day.

Person B: What? It's already been a month since our grades came out! It's time to start sucking the king's nipples.

by YourTypicalRedditor2010 June 30, 2010

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Tootsie Roll Nipples

The large, brown, thumb-like nipples that accompany over-use of steroids.

Hey, did you see Barry Bonds' Tootsie Roll Nipples last week? If those things had thumb joints, he could eat chinese food without a fork!

by undertowpull December 14, 2011

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Pie Plate Nipples

Huge areolas that seem to cover almost the entire surface area of the breast.

Whoa! That chick's got pie plate nipples! They're huge!

by B.C. Ericks July 27, 2010

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