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When a female parts her vaginal lips either to piss or to have things inserted in her!
Tanya love splitting the beard when she went for a piss!!
Annoying mf who eats mc wraps 24/7 and defo fancies erin white
Wow, toby beard is broke as fuck! hes defo not made a trench outing game.
Men who have full beards like mountain man but who live in the city
THAT GUY WITH THE FULL URBAN BEARD HAS NEVER STEPPED FOOT IN THE MOUNTAINS OR EVEN OUT OF THE CITY
When she wiggling around on top then realises you have a beard on your snake.
'Damn,i was all up round his crotch when his bearded snake got me lost in his jungle'
A male identifying non- murdering monogamous.
That guy is definitely a purple beard. He's a good guy.
Beard King is the name bestowed upon the great King of Chin Hair, the Ruler of all that flows follically, the Master of Manicured Man Hair. He is the greatest example of Beardness ever known. He. Is. Eric.
Eric has been Beard King since 2016, his reign has been historic.
A beard, you grow on your ass.
Person 1: I HAVE THE BIGGEST ASS BEARD OF THEM ALL!!!
Person 2: Think twice
Person 3: Only the REAL LEGENDS can grow the biggest ass beard, which is me.
Person 4: Could't you all just shut the f*ck up about these ass beards.
Person 4: But really, can you do this? *Grows beard so long that it grows stuck to his ass*
Person 1, 2, and 3: ...*walks away*
Person 4: ... Who's the real legend now!