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The sexual act when a female sticks her own finger(s) in her vajayjay and a partner moves the finger(s) around for her.
The dutch pipe cleaner is to women as the dutch rudder is to men.
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When you fart in the oven, slightly warm it up, and then have a friend check the oven.
"Dude, that asshole told me to check the pizza, and I was was hit with a massive waft of ass. I totally caught a Dutch oven oven!"
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The act of spitting in the air while performing a dutch oven. The dutch oven recipient can either breathe in all the glory or poke their head out and catch a loogie in the eye.
My girlfriend had a bad taste in her mouth and a goober in her eye after being on the business end of a dutch oven with a twist.
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Farting into a pillow so the next person who lays their head on it gets an instant puff of stench
When to use a dutch microwave oven. Lets say your visiting a friend and you dislike their significant other, fart repeatedly into the pillow (ensure you select the correct pillow) and gently replace it to its original position.
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It's when you go in bed naked with your girlfriend / wife and carefully turn into a roller coaster.
I'm a badass Dutch roller coaster-er.
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When the scrotum is stretched over the females eyes (Blind fold with the Ball Bag).
Originated in Australia
"Hey man, I gave this chick a Dutch Blind Fold last night. She dug it the most."
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Similar to the Dutch Oven, but instead you trap someone in your coat just as you let go of a Turd Cry (fart).
Bob: "Rich, Check this out!"
Rich: "What?"
Bob: *traps Rich in trench coat and farts*
Rich: "Oh that's a nasty Dutch Toaster Oven!"
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