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When someone has a crush on a guy's penis. The person most likely only likes the guy because of his penis size or what he can do in the bedroom. Although, a penis crush can turn into something more.
I have a major penis crush on Brett.
I dont really like Tom, I just have a penis crush on him.
The Penis hunting is when a group of human females,hang out together on the weekends and compete each other for attention of alpha males,Usually the kind of girls doing the hunt are not material for relationships.
Penis hunting : See that group of junkie girls? They are hunting some dicks,Avoid them at once,If you dont want to kiss spermed lips.
Sloppy penis is a penis that is sloppy and is also know as "slippery penis". This is when the penis is so wet and slippery that it is classified as sloppy
"He has a sloppy penis"
"I'm so turned on I have a sloppy penis"
An adjective for an incredibly high pitched and loud scream uttered specifically in catacombs,echoing throughout them.
Wow Matt that scream was real Penis Deodorant!
when you bounce on yo home boy dick and it breaks
yeah I did the goofy penis on him
A Jenga game in which men use their erect penises to push the wooden blocks out of the tower.
Nate: can I play penis Jenga with you?
Nate's male friend: no sorry dude your peanut dick is too small
When someone takes out their penis and pretends to play it as though they were playing a guitar.
"I planned on going to bed yesterday, but my roommate was penis guitaring in our room, so I went and cried in the bathroom."