hank milk

a synonym to diarrhea

Man i got the runs today, i've been shiting hank milk all morning

Smokes and Milk

When your kids are being total dickheads and you say you're heading to the store to pick up a few things, but really that's your way out of this hellish kid-filled life.

"We ruined dad's box of vintage Playboys so he said he was just going to the store for smokes and milk. That was 18 years ago. And come to think of it, he didn't even smoke!"

Skim Milking

When you stick ya dick ya dick in it

"I heard my father was Skim Milking my Boss"

milan milk

the yummiest milk available. made is large quantities by a man named milan. typical use is showering in and eating. comes out of the carton a bit like gone of milk, smell reminiscent of a durian

joe (mama): feel like pure shit just need some milan milk
robbie: IC

Milk flower

Young gay lover, usually used by the subordinate male

Used in a sentence, such as "my succulent little milk flower"

Power Milking

The act of making a man orgasm while he is on his hands and knees by stroking and pulling on his penis while vigorously stroking his prostate through his anus.

Milk and cookies are good but I'm going to need a donut after tonight's power milking session.

milk wasted

When a baby drinks milk and instantly goes to sleep

I gave the baby some milk and she was just milk wasted