Slap the spoon

When someone says something dumb or ask a dumb/obvious questions. they will most likely use the term slap the spoon.

Girl:you a boy right?
Boy:Slap the spoon.

Sugar Spoon

a cute person or animal

my guinea pig is my sugar spoon

spooning myself

Spooning with a virtual partner, using a VR headset.

I was I'm bed, spooning myself because my partner was out.

Don’t stick your spoon in

Don’t get involved in other peoples’ drama.

Person A: “Gary and Melissa have been fighting all day!”
Person B: “Don’t stick your spoon in it!”

chewed the spoon

1. Chewing the spoon is getting invited to an event that you were looking forward to, only to be rejected by the host when you get there.

2. In general, it can also be used to describe something that doesn’t go the way you thought things were going to go. At worst, it puts you in a shitty situation for no reason.

Definition 1.

“Hey, I thought your buddy Zach was going to be here at this party?”

“He was, but Amanda broke up with him last week and since it’s her party he had to go…”

“Damn, sounds like he chewed the spoon…”

Definition 2.

“ I was really hoping to go see someone in New York this weekend, but the person I was going to visit ghosted me, leaving me stuck in New York with no money, and ruined my plans… I really chewed the spoon on this one”

Get spooned

To be defeated, to be stepped on, to get cucked, rekt, murdered

ROFL x3, GET SPOONED, Carl!

spoon challenge

A challenge to dry hump a recently sheared sheep.

Maxine: Are you going to do the spoon challenge for a Tiktok?
John: Sure babe. I'm hella horny