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According to the laws of physics and dynamics, it is impossible to trip on a tissue. The mass of the tissue is much less than the mass of a human and tripping on a tissue is practically impossible. Once again, tripping over a tissue is impossible.
Tripping over a tissue is impossible said Albert Einstein
He's OK for an older guy, if you don't mind the shelf over the toybox.
Hand over hand is term used to describe "choking a sucka". It is when you place one hand around a persons neck, then putting you other hand partially over that first hand and on the remaining part of the exposed neck.
Dude I'm about to hand over hand you if you keep talking about my girl that way!
Taint hair of excessive length
Jerry can wrap his taint hair around his waist like a belt, he inherited his old man's Turkish comb-over
When military aggression is chosen over any form of rational negotiation when dealing with an enemy
While to some history majors the Crusades were an incomprehensible exercise in futility, to others it is a sword over pen solution to our religious differences
A sexual routine that involves a female partner having her male partner lay down, while she stands above his chest, stomach, or pubic region (depending on her personal preference) and proceeds to pee, and then poo on top of him.
A variation of this practice is known as the "Barrel over the Falls ends in Tragedy", wherein the female will end the session by glopping a big smear of period blood on the male's face, however, this portion of the practice is reserved for occasions when the female is experiencing the peak of her monthly menstrual flow, hence allowing for good glopping action to take place.
The entire routine can be summed up in rhyme, as follows: "Piddle in the middle, Plop on top, Stain on brain", or alternatively, "Piddle in the middle, Plop on top, Glop on mop", and is widely considered to be the female equivalent of the Cleavland Steamer, Angry Pirate, and Donkey Punch routines.
When Jill was on the second day of her period, she knew it was the perfect time to give Jack a Barrel over the Falls ends in Tragedy, so she waited until nightfall and then let the ripest poo she could muster fall out of her bum and onto his chest, all the while demanding that he scream out in ecstasy.
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A card game
The rules:
1. The black cards are Mexicans. Each card is worth a specific number of points.
2-10=self explanatory.
K, Q, J= 10 pts.
A= Drug packets.
2. Red cards are border patrol. They subtract from your score. same story applies for points.
3.Each player is dealt a hand of 5 cards. They have the opportunity to disctrd up to 4 cards in exchange for new ones from the deck.
4. Each player adds up their points/ drug packets.
5. Hands continue until one player has 100 mexicans and 10 drug packets.
"What are we going to do?"
"Let's play a wholesome game of Mexicans Over the Border!!!!1111!!!"
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