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The Italian pizza refers to the rare situation in which a man with a large sum of cash(dough) and a group of blonds partake in sexual intimacy. To complete the pizza, the previously mentioned females involved are required to be in the bleeding section of their menstrual cycle. All participants involved must have or feign Italian accents and heritage.
"Me and all my girlfriends have synced up our menstrual cycles. The other night Robert Diniro got us all in his bed, and told us to act like we were from the jersey shore. We thought he would say no once we told him it was our times of the month, but instead he just called it an Italian pizza"
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what you become when you splat the ground after jumping off a building
All that was left of Timmy was some earth pizza.
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A pizza with the shit slices on top.
"Hey Armando, can I have a slice of shit pizza? With extra shit slices on my pizza slice."
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A pizza run is , a case when your school is too far away from the local pizza place , and you gotta run and make good use of time because walking there will make you late for class. Usually there can be a race ,to see who gets to the pizza place first.
Dwight : Hey Chris , wanna go for a "Pizza Run" and get some meat curtains?
Chris: Yeah buddy , rendez-vous at the corner, let's do this.
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-a boneless pizza
-a weak little white kiddo
-john
guy 1:uhmmm lemme get a boneless pizza with a 2 liter coke
guy 2: a what kinda pizza?
guy 1: a boneless pizza
guy 2: im sorry we dont have that on the menu
guy 1: awwww
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Narrow space either through a window or door used to let the pizza delivery man introduce your pizza to your house without really having to open the door or window.
Good evening, yeah, could you please pass the pizza through the pizza slot? Thank you! How much was it again? ok, Keep the change!
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