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pre-core

before hardcore and after softcore. pre-core is hard on the outside and soft inside.

"Omg, he thinks he is so hard, he's just pre-core though!"

by xIzzyx January 21, 2006


pre-prov

Verb. Or Noun. Whatever.

A term used by improvisers (those who perfrom improv/improvisation), to describe the act of improvising material at any time prior to the actual performance (bad), or planning how the performance of improvised material plays out (worse). In either case, pre-prov-ing (pre-provving?) renders the pre-prov-ed (pre-provved?) material un-improvisable, and thus null, void, and unapproachable to any good sport of a good improviser. Improv practice is intentional pre-prov, in order to practice skills and techniques. When just joking around, yes, unintentional pre-prov happens, and though often funny, may present a major bummer to any good sport of a good improviser. Though often adaptable to create quality, finalized, REHEARSED material (i.e., a practiced comedy sketch, a polished song), what is pre-prov-ed/pre-provved can never be performed as true improv (without involving memory loss, that is).

Note: What one performer pre-provs may still be original to another, and still qualify as improv, providing that the second performer did not know of the first's pre-prov bummer.

Y'know those U-shaped neck pillows? They're so funny. Two or three separate times my mom and I have gone into hard-core Object Freeze using them - we must have come up with close to 30 different ideas. But, to me it's such a bummer because now, I know that just about everything I can think up for those U-shaped neck pillows is pre-prov and not true improv.

by Yours Truly Benchley September 2, 2008


HISTORY PRE-TEST

When life comes to a halt and asks you one question...What do you know about history? The British are coming, Obviously there was the first and the fifth president, Johnny Depp has several islands, some painter guy was gay, A.D. means after death, B.C. means before Christ, and A.C.D.C. I still have no idea what that means, my previous history teacher should have been fired for cussing, Hawaiians believed in spirits, destiny child broke up, and I love that documentary with that one chocolate factory and that kid ummm yeah Charlie.

O MA GOD IT'S THE HISTORY PRE-TEST. MY COMEDIC TALENT IS AT USE BECAUSE THIS TEST HAS NO AFFECT ON MY GRADE.
TEACHER: HON I HOPE YOU TAKE THIS HISTORY PRE-TEST MORE SERIOUSLY TOWARDS FINALS, BUT FOR NOW MAKE ME LAUGH.
WHO IS THE BEST HISTORY TEACHER IN THE WORLD MRS. G

by STANDUPCOMEDY April 22, 2021


Pre cum baby

Someone who can be described as braindead/incompetent/low IQ

Ryan: Wow Candice is really dumb
Trevor: She's a pre cum baby

by nasty little sewer rat May 11, 2023


pre-chernobyl-technics

technical devices so old u can only find them in russias deepest gulags.

"Hey Bro, I found an old Geiger-Müller-counter in the basemen. It looks like pre-chernobyl-technics."

by KruceZX January 21, 2020


Snail/pre snail

A person or thing that decides to change their gender a young age.

Bro did you see that snail/pre snail at lunch today lmao

by Lildicktimmy May 28, 2019


Pre-good luck

Wishing someone luck for something that would happen 24+ hours later.

Matthew: Wish me pre-good luck for my test please.

Person: Why? Is it difficult?
Matthew : Yeah bro
Person: Then I wish you pre-good luck bro.

by althenamesaretakenLOL March 12, 2020