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The act of going into someones house, apartment, or hotel room while they are not there and performing the following tasks.
A. Leaving a massive pile of shit in the toilet and letting its aroma engulf the entire area.
B. After task A is complete proceed to wipe your ass and balls(if you have them) on everything you believe the occupant might touch especially the pillows.
C. Yanking out some pubes and sprinkling them over the bed; especially the sheets.
*Bonus points*
If you have crabs and proceed to infest the entire bed and/or toilet. Double your score if it turns out later the person subsequently received crabs from your actions.
The guy in room 402 was an asshole when asking for an extra towel, so I proceeded to give him some Russian room service the next day when he left for his meeting.
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That bastard left me alone in his house the next morning after the one night stand so I left him some russian room service to remember me by.
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A game that requires a matured penis that is capable of producing a visible ejaculation. The object of the game is to endure the longest amount of time. The game is played with a minimum of three people where the players sit in a circle while vigoriously stroking the erection of the player to their right. The last person to ejaculate wins and the losers must lick their hands clean.
Carl: "Hey Frank did you hear Ryan lost that Russian Endurance Challenge last night?"
Frank: "Yea man, I was surprised he is so well endowed"
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Ironically, these are thoroughbred Horses.
I just had mad Goatsex with that Russian Mountain Goat, Seabiscuit.
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The beginning of the new year as dictated by the Julian Calendar on January 13th. Still practiced and recognized by the Russian Orthodox Church.
An excuse for alcoholics to have a second new year party.
As Russia lies in 10 different time zones, it is possible to celibate 10 times in one day.
An opportunity for those who suffer from epic failure in the first 2 weeks of the new year get their shit back on track.
Adam, "What are we doing tonight"?
Alex, "What do you mean? It's Russian New Year."
Adam, "So, we're drinking vodka all night?"
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A word that literally make russian people got mad with blyat
Gun owner: I hope you like our AK's
That one dude who ain't a russian; I ain't russian
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When a russian rubs his balls on a pair of jeans so much, that steaming, hot cum shoots out.
Oh dude, i went russian commando pro on my girlfriend's face last night and made her go blind
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While being given felatio the man pulls out before ejaculation and then proceeds to jizz all over the woman's face while spinning his penis in a circular motion and then immediately afterwards slapping her in the face with a rubber chicken. (Can also be attempted when receiving a hand-job)
Wow, I just gave her the craziest Russian Whirly-Bird.
Why is the side of Erica's face so red?
I gave her a Russian Whirly-Bird last night.
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