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Sea Chimp

A boater that doesn't know what they're doing and wants all their work done cheap.

You're not a booster you're a SEA CHIMP.

by SoapsOn June 13, 2021


Mayberry by the sea

There's no such place, oceanfront property is too expensive to be anywhere near Mayberry. You also don't see the time and temperature displayed outside the bank in a coastal California coastal city like you would in Mayberry. San Diego isn't New York or Tokyo, but it isn't Mayberry either.

Mayberry by the sea wouldn't be in California if there was such a place. California is nothing like Mayberry. Back in the late 1930s it might have been more like Mayberry than it is now, but not today. Really though, nowhere west of Oklahoma is much like Mayberry, it's a different world.

by Solid Mantis March 23, 2021


Mayberry by the sea

There's no such place. If you think you are from Mayberry, you're not from Mayberry.

People from Mayberry don't know they are from Mayberry. You never sea a beach in Mayberry, which is why there's no Mayberry by the sea anywhere.

by Solid Mantis March 23, 2021


man under the sea

A man who likes his pussy extremely wet and suckable.

I wanna be the man under the sea with you baby

by kilik21 March 13, 2015


Monstrous beast of the seas

The form Squid Ink Cookie takes when they see something shiny and reallllly want it. They will even take down motherships if there’s a little gold on it!

Is that, the monstrous beast of the seas?!

by Oolong Tea Cookie October 25, 2022


sea salt

(also spelled C-salt): saltiness, microaggressions, anger, or hate towards minorities rooted in fear of helping with or losing white caucasian privilege.

1. the mob of angry protestors looked like giant pillars of sea salt as they violently destroyed the city of Charlottesville while harming civilians and anti-protestors.

2. the principal of a Kansas elementary school had so much sea salt in his mouth that he wouldn't allow the man's daughter to be admitted into his school. then the principal threw sea salt at the man and his daughter until they left the school. the man brought his concerns to the court with his family and luckily the judges didn't eat as much sea salt that morning.

3. the salty sea man barricaded himself in a Las Vegas hotel room and shot giant pellets of sea salt at harmless, multi-cultural civilians in a nearby concert.

4. captain sea salt made fun of a Puerto Rican hurricane tragedy by giving sea salt candy wrappers to the island for relief.

by ebsaiyan October 19, 2017


sea salt

that love meme

my Dick was sea salt thats why its bigger than john

by James bosh October 22, 2018