three fries short of a happy meal

Crazy, Insane, Bonkers.

Jack: "If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna loose it."

*Teal'C cocks his head looking confused*

Jack: "Lose it? It means go crazy ... nuts ... insane ... Bonzo ..."

*He's putting more ketchup and mustard on the plate as he's talking*

Jack: "No longer in possession of one's faculties ... Three fries short of a Happy Meal ... WACKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*He shows Teal'C the smiley face he drew on the plate*

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three packets short of a fun dip

Expression used to insult someone's intelligence or personality.

Fun Dip is a candy found in US/Canada. It is unique in the fact that it requires two separate candies to be combined in order to properly enjoy it's intended mode of consumption. First, a tasteless sugar stick must be licked, then it must be dipped into one of three included packets of flavored sugar powder. If you remove the three packets, you are left with the tasteless sugar sticks, making the product incomplete, worthless, and bland. Therefore, describing someone as 'three packets short of a Fun Dip' means they are (a) missing general intelligence or (b) lacking flavor (in the personal sense).

I would never vote for (POLITICIAN)! That (GENDER IDENTITY) is three packets short of a Fun Dip!

Short arm inspection

The part of a medical inspection when the doctor asks the (male) inspectee to cough.

Get the platoon lined up in front of the medical officer for short arm inspection.

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Taking the long horse for a short walk

Generally, this term is used by those who need to release urine. The symbolism of "long horse" and "short walk" are up to the user's interpretation.

John: You know, though our conversation is enthralling, I admit I must taking the long horse for a short walk. In other words, I must urinate, as you may know from the saying's entry on Urban Dictionary.
Jane: Ok.

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national booty shorts day

August 14 is national booty shorts day. Ask any random person for a booty shorts pic and they have to send it to you.

Guy: it's national booty shorts day
Girl: god damnit

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Slap your short friend

A day that’s shouldn’t exist, now that I’ve gotten your attention, as a member of the short people committee this day shouldn’t exist. Thank you very much.

Friend1:It’s national slap your short friend today
Friend2:This day shouldn’t even exist

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National short people throw

On October 28 You can pick up and throw anyone who’s under 5’4 with no permission needed

Hey it’s national short people throw day lets throw them

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