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tramp shower

Sometimes necessary if there's no time to have a proper shower.
Involves standing in the bath with a flannel/sponge, running it under the tap or dipping it in a bowl, and having a quick sponge bath.

Person1: Oh crap I have no time to have a shower :(
Person2: Have a tramp shower then :L
Person1: Good plan!

by butterfly992 April 7, 2010

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shower cuddle

A cuddle from someone special (girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife/mother/father) that is essential prior to being able to have a shower. This may be used as a procrastination or stalling tactic.

(Person #1) Have you had a shower yet?
(Person #2) I couldn't shower until you came home. I haven't had my shower cuddle.

by Ego Altered March 14, 2016

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DBA Shower

The average shower a database Administrator (DBA) takes prior to showing up and sucking at their respective job. Which consists of excessive amounts of cologne/body spray to hide the fact they have not showered in weeks, and wreak of curry.

Tim: Lets hit the bar after hockey practice

Joe: No way Ill smell like total ass bro

Tim: Just take a DBA shower

Joe: Good idea, bitches love Axe Body spray

by DuBsquared June 12, 2013

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slacker shower

Where a person would spray Axe deodorant all over himself or herself instead of taking a shower or bath, masking the person's body odor with the Axe deodorant.

This bum is taking a slacker shower. He's spraying Axe all over himself. Thing is, he still stinks.

by Genuine Nerd May 18, 2010

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Metro shower

The act of dousing oneself in cologne or axe deoderant on your way out the door whilst in a hurry.

Did you smell John today?He must have been in a hurry!!!!! eewwww its like he had a Metro shower...

by Diemos February 13, 2010

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Shower Hour

Time between 9:30-12 , or 1-3 AM if your coming home from a party.

Guy 1:Dude, where is everyone ? No ones online !

Guy 2:Stop bitching, its shower hour .

by mrjames81 March 20, 2010

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shower floor

Most commonly visited place of the clumsy.

Damn! Not the shower floor again!

by Lonely Black Heart July 14, 2003

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