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Getting a BJ at the bar while drinking a 40 and getting caught by your wife in the middle.
Dude, I was at the bar the other night and after I lost 60 bucks in the poker machine, I went up to the bar and got a James Special
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A plain and simple model gun. Often used to make fun of the simple weapon, the fact that Kirby can copy the gun, and anything in between.
For Joker's neutral special, he wields a gun.
-noun- A bowel movement that is completed in a short period of time and leaves a wake of olfactory destruction.
-adjective- To get in, get out, leave a path of olfactory destruction and no one knows you were the one that was in there.
-noun- Someone left a special forces shit, because I didn't see anyone in there, but damn it reeks.
-adjective- He is special forces shitter, no one can ever catch him in the act, but leave a trail of destruction behind him.
Also known as The Ol' TSS, The Tom Sherman Special can be either:
a) A mixed drink composed of Tequila, lime juice, and Sprite.
b) A sexual maneuver in which one finds a classy lady, goes down on her, but instead of licking any part of the vagina, he only licks pubic hair.
1. One must be careful when ordering a Tom Sherman Special in the bar, or else they could end up with an unwanted drink.
2. Remember, a classy lady is the most important ingredient to the Tom Sherman Special and if she doesn't have pubes then she's just not that classy.
3. Give 'er the ol' TSS
The award that goes to the first Pride of the Southland Marching Band member who has sex with one of Dr. Sousa's daughters. Winner recieves a plauqe.Also, Major will speak at that persons funeral. Which will be as soon as Dr. Sousa finds out.
"Man, I got the orange blossom special"
"oh crap, youd better leave the country, no, wait, Dr. Sousa will still hunt you down!"
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The Russian equivalent of "bringing democracy to Iraq."
"I am authorizing a special military operation in Ukraine." - Vladimir Putin
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n. The act of cheating, duping, or screwing someone.
Homer Simpson: "The Phone Company is bamboozling us!"
Moe : "Homer's right! We're gettin' the Joan Collins special!"
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