An older toothless prostitute who is affordable enough to give a young man his first blow job.
I had to find a Crash Test Gummy after watching granny porn.
Simply it's a bechdel test for music.
Use this test on your favourite songs and see if they pass
I wasn't sure about tay tays new album had to put it through the Dexhdel test
Must have more then 10 words in the chorus
Divate slightly from basic song structure
Must be different from other songs by that same artist.
If ain’t already that mean you ain’t test 9 bruh you taken 12
Person: you test 9
Other person: what’s that mean
Person: NVM you taken 12
You ain already know what it mean you ain’t test 9 you taken 12
You Not test 9. You taken 12. You is an op fr
The common human childhood experience of testing what happens when you put your hand under a stapler.
“Hmm… I wonder what happens when I try to staple my hand?”
“I think Jimmy’s about to have a Stapler Test Moment.”
If math is mathimatical and quiz is quizical, then what is test?
The answer is potassium nitrate.
Friend: what is test?
Albert Einstein: Potassium Nitrate.
Smoking opium or heroin in combination with methamphetamine. Results in a very jagged effect, jittery but with a less sharp edge, manically activated and feeling invincible yet with a sense of contented well being. Commonly displaying extreme indecision coupled with impulsive action, until the meth wears off (the crash). A crash test is more uppy than is free falling, and edgier than a speedball, as the meth tends to make it more energizing (and less euphoric) than the cocaine in the other combinations. Crash testing (as well as free falling) can be considered non-injected alternatives to speedballing.
Duke: Let's see, what's in the valise ... looks like a vial of what might be speed, and a baggie of ... some manner of brownish gummy powder.
Dr Gonzo: We can crash test and go to the casino and take them for every dollar we've ever lost to them, the parasites!
Duke: If we live through it, we'll be wealthy indeed! Until the bats catch up to us!