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a manifestation of all that is good and holy in book form
i just read the raw shark texts. it was legitsauce.
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When one has limited or no service, then receives a ton of TM's after having received none for hours. The sound and sensation of this experience is similar to hitting a jackpot at a casino.
C- I hate cell phones after Hurricanes
V- Yeah I just hit the Text message Jackpot- messages from days ago.
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The lowest of the low. Quite possibly the best way to let all your soon-to-be angry ex's friends know you have no balls.
(True Story)
Girl: I think we're doing great, I'm going to his house this weekend!
Friend: Aww, that's sweet! You guys are perfect for each other!
Girl: I know! He's the greatest!
-girl's phone vibrates-
Boy (In Text): Hey... Umm... I'm sorry but this isn't working out. I like it better when we where friends.
Girl: WHAT THE F%^&#?!?!
Friend: What?
Girl: I JUST EXPERIENCED A TEXT MESSAGE BREAKUP!
Friend: What a loser!
Girl: I KNOW! HE CAN'T EVEN SPELL "WERE" RIGHT!
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the equivalent of a booty call, the process of someone texting another person late at night to talk. Most likely seen at 10:00pm-3:00am.
Andy (12:10am) : "Hey, I need a text buddy"
Kat (12:16am) : "No Text Buddy-Calls please."
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Big Red Text is what some movies use for their title in a movie trailer to attract an audience. Movies with "Big Red Text" are usually in the comedy genre and don't get great reviews.
Movies like "Scary Movie, Epic Movie, Meet Dave, Miss March" and "You Don't Mess with the Zohan" all have Big Red Text in their title, are in the comedy genre, and don't have great reviews.
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Two meanings:
1. A person's way of getting off the phone because they really don't want to talk to that person anymore.
2. Or they just want to go jack off.
Jacob: So anyways my dad was late..
Emily: Oh.. Cool story bro.
*awkward silence*
Emily: ....We should text.
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With today's technology, say one of your friends gives you a girls number and you start texting her. You end up talking to her all day and you feel like you actually love her because of who you think you know. This kind of love may or in most cases will not work out.
Guy: Holy crap dude this girl is like so freaking amazing i feel like i'm in love!
Friend (M/F): Dude that's awesome where did you meet her?
Guy:uhhhhhh i never actually "met" her but we like texted all day today!!
Friend:......WOW!! So instead of love at first sight it was love at first text?
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