When one takes such a massive dump that all the crap, along with air, leaves with such force that it creates a super vacuum. This results in the colon and/or other organs being shat out, or "given birth" to.
"Oh my god, call 911, I just had a colon baby."
Chicks on the gram that try to be provocative but just end up lookin like a nirvana album cover
Dude, the chicks be lookin like nirvana baby’s these days. They love to show that booty.
Can be used for many applications but generally used to describe something or someone that remains excessively close to something else.
Bruh, Vashank be clingy as fuck he like a baby on a breast.
Jasif does not stop juuling he forreal a baby on a breast.
When you perform a Slovakian Traffic Cone in both holes and give birth to the contents of your vaginal cavity onto someone's chest whilst they wear the traffic cone as a hat.
For extra points, have the receipient take the load into their mouth and spew it into your mouth like a baby bird.
Holy Fuck what a mess - I swear this is the last time I have a spew baby!
The actual and correct answer to 2 + 2.
Jeffy: The mommy 2 and daddy 2 love each other very much make baby 2.
When someones' gripping something like a baby holds onto things. It gets real gross and grubby.
Cooper was so high, he was baby grubbing that cookie dough for hours.
An insult for someone of lacking intelligence or who generally has simple concepts go over their head. The connection being that like a baby being delivered feet first, their brain isnt getting enough oxygen.
I told my neighbor that huffing spray paint is bad for his brain but he just replied "but it fucks me up so good...". That guy is such a breech baby.