ice cream sandwich

noun, plural ice cream sandwiches

1. The act of filling a vagina with whipped cream and then proceeding to eat her out while enjoying a creamy snack.

2. A summer delicacy.

1. I just gave Stacy's mom the greatest ice cream sandwich.

2. That was a really good ice cream sandwich, I think I shall have another.

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Creamed Corn Twister

This is the synonym (and past tense) of CREAMY CORN TWISTER.

1. When a guy masturbates with both hands using a reverse Australian grip while simultaneously using a twisting motion.

2. Giving a girl anal sex, ejaculating in her anus while providing a twisting motion so as to leave a Dairy Queen ice cream style loop as you exit. This takes great skill and a proper diet.

Dude- I gave your sister a Creamed Corn Twister for her birthday, now the bitch won't stop texting me!

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scream for your cream

Scream = orgasm
Cream = c-c-c-cum!

"I want you to scream for your cream!"

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Seattle Cream Soda

When a guy ejaculates into a filled soda can and leaves it for someone to drink.

Guy 1: This coke tastes kind of funny.
Guy 2: That's cause your drinking a seattle cream soda.
Guy 1: Ew. I'm gonna go shoot someone.

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Nebraska Scarlet and Cream

The true colors of the Nebraska Huskers or the act of fucking a girl vaginally while she is on her period during a Husker football game and then proceeding to ejaculate inside of her. After that you stick two fingers in her pussy from each hand, getting blood and jizz on each finger, and wipe it beneath each eye like a football players eye black.

True: dude why is there blood and jizz all over the new couch?

Neil: Playa I gave Rachel a Nebraska Scarlet and Cream in honor of the Huskers.

True: NOOO WAYYYY! Dude Rachels boyfriend, Aaron, is gunna be pissed.

Neil: No its all good, he's a Husker fan too.

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Ice Cream Sundae

When you put ice cream, sprinkles, whiped cream, and chocolate syrup in the womans vagana and eat it out

yo john i had a Ice Cream Sundae at beths house

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California Cream Pie

A sexual position: It involves one guy ejaculating in the woman's mouth after fellatio. The woman now spits the semen into the guys asshole. After the semen is lodged in the guy's asshole, the guy either farts or shits on the woman's face.

Note: Not limited to a guy and a girl; can be with more than one guy

He gave me the best California Cream Pie last night! It's still in my hair!

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