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A golf course so brutal that after the round, you feel like you’ve been riding an ginormous anal dildo for 4+ hours
I can’t play Dildo Mountain again as I need to be able to walk.
A pound of marijuana weighed out to 455. Usually done to account for any weight missing due to giving out samples and or loss of water weight.
Johnnys got mountain pacs on deck all day.
When Partner 1 force feeds Partner 2 enough moonshine for them to pass out, then Partner 1 inserts Partner 2’s smart phone into Partner 2’s ass while recording. The footage is then uploaded to Partner 2’s social media.
“Yeah Derek gave me a Rocky Mountain Colonoscopy last night and the footage gave my grandmother a stroke. Hell of a family reunion though.”
Opposite of man-mountain, a very muscular, or obese, or both, woman.
Look at the woman-mountain over there with the thunder thighs!
When two people have the same thought at the same time, as if it were telepathy. The reason for calling it a Mountain Dew moment is because the type of telepathy originated when two found girls both made the same stupid mistake when referring to caffeinated beverage. Instead of thinking about Coffee, Mountain Dew popped into their heads. Therefore creating the Mountain Dew moment.
Kathryn: I was looking at camp pictures a second ago.
Edith: WOAH GURL. SAME HERE.
Kathryn: MOUNTAIN DEW MOMENT.
Mountain View is where all the loudest, most annoying, god-forsaken kids are. You'll find 3-4 exceptions but other than that, you question what the parents did during pregnancy to make them come out like that. Not only the kids but the staff too. 99.99999%of the time, the teachers and staff suck so bad, you wonder what traumatic event happened as the only explanation of how they turned out. The other 2 people are fine.
John: Brian...... I have to go to Mountain View Middle School
Brian: My condolences
When a woman who fat get pregnant and around the time she gets a "baby bump" its bigger than normal cuz she has a fat belly!!!
person 1: did you see ashleys' baby bump?
person 2: bitch that aint a baby bump thats a baby mountain