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A brutally-strong alcoholic drink on the scale of everclear.
Ingredients: Blueberries, Everclear, Kraken, Sprite, Agave Nectar / Simple Syrup
Ferment blueberries in everclear container for three days. Remove blueberries. Add 3/4 everclear to 1/4 kraken with a few drops Agave Nectar. Water down with Sprite.
"Dude, what happened to you last night?"
"Bro, I started out with three shots of shark bile. I couldn't remember my own name."
"Damn, that stuff's strong."
carl the shark is the smallest shark in the world he lives under the smallest pebble in the ocean so good luck finding him, but if you do you will never want to touch him. his mouth can open to the size of the largest living thing.
carl the shark will absolutely destroy you
Looking at another player's area of the TV during a local split-screen game and using it to your advantage. This tactic is most commonly used while playing deathmatch/arena shooters.
Knowing exactly where your opponent is, based on their surroundings, gives the sharking player an overwhelming advantage.
"I move too much dude. You made a beeline straight to my location, quit screen sharking me!"
A species of shark that was discovered in 1976 when a U.S. naval ship caught one on its anchor. Scientists dubbed it megamouth, for obvious reasons. Since then, the shark has been proven to be extremely elusive. Only 100 specimens of them have so far been found, but every one that can be examined reveals new information about these strange sharks.
Megamouth sharks can grow up to be 18 ft. (5.5 cm) long. To fuel such a huge body, it needs a lot of food, but, surprisingly l, this big fish is not a big game Hunter. It's a filter feeder and most of its diet consists of tiny, planktonic animals, which it strains from the water.
A shark that loves sand, and his country.
"You french shark."
"tais-toi anglais"
When a man uses a suction dildo and attaches it to his wait and fucks a woman with it and his own cock, then yells "Shark Attack" coined by Nicolas Contreras, James Martagon and Danielle Schintgen.
He jumped into the bed and suctioned the dildo to himself and yelled "shark Attack".
When in preparation for intercourse have your mate, buddy whatev paint a target on their hind-end (archer style) while both hands are on a hard surface (walls are perferred). Now while you prepare yourself with your custom fitted mexican wrestler Shark mask stand 5 yards away (cause you'll want a running start) and with a highly erect penis charge. Try it a few times practice makes perfect.
So we were playing Shark Attack last night and I keep pissing sideways.