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warm surprise

when you slice someone's stomach and then fuck the incision

"man i warm surprised this slut and then threw her corpse in the river!"

by Rees Helmers April 27, 2008

1๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


pistachio nut surprise

when someone eats a series of food to make there poop green and then smashes their white asscheeks against a window and releases its green caca surprise all over the window resembling a pistachio nut. (green caca+white asscheeks= pistachio nut surprise)

i pistachio nut surprised my mom the other day and she broke the glass window making my anus bleed.

by RepGnar January 13, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


New Lodge Surprise

50 kilograms of Semtex, 4 Armalites, an active service unit and a British Army patrol blended thoroughly on Upper Meadow Street, served over paving stones

"We'll give them fuckin bollocks a real New Lodge Surprise when they patrol tonight"

by Skinny Legs April 30, 2003

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


surprise gay moments

When you begin to come midst a special movie, the camera swaps to the single scene of the sweaty guy's mush, wearing an expression of jizztasticness that only makes the moment more disappointing as he grunts. You've shared a surprise gay moment.

This adult movie may contain surprise gay moments

by Gay surprise April 17, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


gym bag surprise

When your Mom accidentally leaves her GIANT VIBRATOR in your gym bag when she sends clothes over to your new place.

Sam & Tom got a gym bag surprise the other day when they walked in on Mike felching Tucker.

by DaElite September 29, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Red Lace Surprise

A pleasant surprise consisting of a red corset and thigh high red lace stockings connected to the red lace booty shorts. Red lace surprise serves as a very good gift for cheering a friend up.

"Would you like a sexy red lace surprise or a 'Hey, I got you a magnet' surprise."

"The first one."

by Gerifficke December 10, 2006

5๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tooth Fairy Surprise

When a girl scrapes her teeth on a guy's penis, hard enough to hurt him. So he cums in her mouth. And then he grabs her head and chin slamming her mouth shut, chipping multiple teeth.

This bitch was sucking my dick and scraped it with her teeth, so hard it hurt. So I gave her a tooth fairy surprise.

by Rob's the man, brah. October 2, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž