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1. Drinking an excessive amount of alcohol with your wife on "date night" resulting in the drunk hungry's, which can only be satisfied by a trip to the local sub shop for a foot long. After deciding one sub isn't enough she tries to grab yours and when denied punches the sub out of your hands. The evening ends with no midnight meal and no consummation of date night, leaving you with no option but to " Punch the turkey sub" yourself.
Date night ended with Jen passed out and me "Punching the Turkey Sub."
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A term coined by Ryan Haywood a.k.a. "The Mad King" of Achievement Hunter for savage, poultry drive sex. It begins with wild turkey, and it ends with sex in a bed.
"What happened to Michael last night?" "Oh... He was catching the crazy turkey."
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john: meet me at the back of the gym, i have your parents ground up into chili in my backpack
peter: shut up you turkey tit
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the ensuing mark placed on a human forehead, the result of a female smacking her vaginal lips onto said forehead. must be conducted by female with excessivly long "drapes". the female-generated form of the mushroom stamp. name give for the resemblance to slapping a patch of skin with a turkey's wattle (excess skin around/under the neck/beak). A distant cousing to the french dip.
She leaned in for the french dip but then opted to slam her giner onto my forehead, giving me one hell of a turkey stamp that lasted a week!!
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Places ones testicles upon the face of a incapacitated person due to intoxication.
Noah got the arabian turkey goggles last night by the "tripod."
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After drinking a gallon and a half of Wild Turkey Whiskey; the next day you find that the hot chick you took home is not a chick.
Dude 1 Did you see the dude lip locking that hot chick.
Dude 2 Yo dude That's no chick that's a Wild Turkey Surprise.
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