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In West Virginia there are 5 seasons: Spring, Summer, Winter, Fall and Deer Huntin'.
I was huntin' one day and didn't seem to be havin' any luck so I went a walkin' and came to this cave, and inside was all the deer that I wasn't findin'. They all came a runnin' out and I sit there and picked 'em all off one by one! Lucky Day
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A dance similar to Lindy Hop however done in a slot and to more modern music like blues, funk, and pop.
Why Lindy Hop when you can West Coast Swing?
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Originally a women whose husband is at sea on a wetpac (western pacific) cruise for 6-9 months with the US Navy. Now more liberally applied to any women whose husband is at sea any where for any amount of time.
"Hey Joe! Wanna a hot date tonight? There a bunch of westpac widows down at the Silver Saddle!"
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The part of Chicago that gets the least media coverage mostly through television and film, unlike South Side Chicago, the North Side of town and of course, the Loop in downtown for some reason.
Movies on the South Side Chicago: Barbershop parts 1 & 2. Big Shots (a 1987 movie in South Side of town where a boy gets jumped by 2 punks in the beginning of the movie.) Save The Last Dance (2001) where a young ballerina moves in with her dad on, yes, you guessed it, on the South Side. I never see movies that happen on the west side of Chicago. Yes, the west side Chicago is of urban decay, but so is the south side.
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A mosquito-based virus that adversely affects roughly one in a hundred people who have an acute case of it; of those, 3 to 15 percent die. This reflects 3 to 15 percent of 1 percent, or 0.03-0.15% of all of those who get the virus.
Also the alias of a non-existent virus which will, according to mass-media, kill us all slowly and horribly.
You're more likely to die in a car crash or bathtub.
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The act of when an uncircumcised male from West Virginia is receiving a blowjob from his sister. Then when his sister bites down too hard, therefore biting off his foreskin. Therfore circumcising him.
My sister just had to give me a West Virginia Circumcision. But the blowjob was really good.
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A group of wanna be gangsters who think they're cool. They burned down an old abandoned school and they do drivebys on bikes cuz they're too stupid to get cars. Requirements for the West Side Wicked includes being a father, failing at least 3 grades, must have sex with a ugly white chick with aids, smoke cigarettes (they can't afford the good stuff), must be fat, and must stay out longer than there curfew.
Who's that fat guy over there with a baby in his arms and smoking a cigarette?
He must be a West Side Wicked, Scatter!
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