Jizz in my pants

When Bruce Willis is dead at the end of sixth sense...

Andy Samberg: I jizz in my pants.

Jelly Bean Jizz

It is when you jizz but it comes out lumps instead of a continuous flow. Once you know you have jelly bean jizz instead of normal jizz you can eat different foods to change the colour of your jizz so the lumps like colourful jell beans.

Person 1: Wow, look at these jelly beans, they're sooo tasty
Person 2: I wouldn't eat them, they're John's Jelly Bean Jizz

jizz n' tell

when you jizz on a girl and you tell all your friends.

Paris Hilton: i don't like when you guys jizz n' tell

Fat Guy: oh well i made a sex video so too late.

Paris Hilton: well i hope you make some money on it and i get half

Philly Jizz Steak

A philly jizz steak originated in a dirty ass public school cafeteria when one of the cafeteria dudes in the back replaced the common ingredient of liquid cheese with jizz on the philly cheese steaks to make a philly jizz steaks

Yo lemme get a philly jizz steak with extra jizz

I understand the sandwich is 2.99, but is jizz extra?

Bosnian Jizz Bomb

When 5 Bosnian men all jizz into a cup and poor it on their dad

Hey busnir get radis and the guys and we'll make a Bosnian Jizz Bomb

jizz-o shooters

Just like jell-o shooters but you replace the jell-o with jizz

those were some good jizz-o shooters at your party

Morphtronic Jizz Rag

Something to decscribe your moms vagina

Joey:I Just Saw A Morphtronic Jizz Rag
Me:You Saw Your Moms Vagina?!?!?!?!