Meat Sprinkler

Referring to either male or female genitalia that emits fluid from it typically in a squirting fashion.

SHE/HE sucked on my meat sprinkler until it was able to water the grass. Or my meat sprinkler was rubbed until it squirted all over the place.

dry meat

hard dick needing lubrication

It hurts when my boyfriend tries to stick his dry meat in my vagina.

Meat._.stick

Meat stick is a TikTok creator that makes the best content on the planet

Have you heard of the TikTok creator named meat._.stick I heard he is cool

Meat Vase

1.A woman's uterus. Womb.

My wife had a picture of her uterus after it was removed. It looked like a meat vase!

Roach Meat

A person whom is making you feel mentally amused by their actions or their physical appearance

Friend~ " Take a look at this guy...what a roach meat."
Friend 2~ " Wow, his hair makes him look like an iguana"

Wiggly Meat

The meat you use for sandwich meat from the Deli. When it wiggles, Cats come running.

I was making my man a dope ass sandwich, when I pulled the wiggly meat out from the fridge. Damb cat heard the package and started meowing up a crazy storm for some sandwich meat. I made him dance for his wiggly meat.

Meat gamer

An engineer that prefers to have his meat displayed on a charcuterie board in a pattern based on his favorite video game.

Did you see how that meat gamer named Patrick adjusted his pocket salami to look like a Pikachu?