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a person who repeats themselves way too much
"HAHA, looks like YOU'VE just beomce a REPETition BOB!"
When you eat macaroni and cheese out of your partners asshole.
Man me and sandra did the Stanky Bob last night and I couldn't get over the hair in my food
The name you give the police or security when you don’t want to give them your real name
Paul blart : “ can I have your first and last names last first”
You : “ Bob Smith”
Paul blart: “I said last first you filthy cunt”
The act of getting topped off by a chick.
This broad just gave me Bob Skoolys for a dub if hard.
When you attempt to type Air Bnb but your communications device auto corrects you forcing you to unsuccessfully correct it prior to going all caps
Text 1: wanna book a hotel or an Air bob
Text 2: Air Bob*
Text 3: AIR BNB*
A sexual position in which the man lies back in a bath and the woman is blindfolded & has her hands tied behind her back, and she has to find the penis and proceed perform oral sex
Sheila is the best at Bobs for apples; she always find the penis on the first try.
BOB Syndrome, alternatively spelled as B.O.B. Syndrome, officially recognized as "Bitter Old Bottom Syndrome" with those suffering from the condition being referred to as "Bobs", refers to a gay man past the years generally needed to be a twink or an otter (Respectively, a young effeminate and hairless gay man, and a younger hairy and slender gay man.) and, rather than slowly subduing his sexuality into a calm and collected stream of something enjoyed on occasion like many of those of his age, continues to try to live the teenage sexuality that he has long lost the physical capacity to perform.
And instead of tastefully growing into their age, practicing better self-care to increase their attractiveness, they effectively "let go" of all self-care, and frequently engage in overeating, leading to a rather dumpy and unattractive physique.
Alongside that, their mental condition is abysmal, with them being not guiding figures to those younger than them, or entirely neutral to those younger than them, but rather displaying the utmost fury and vindictive bitch-like anger to all those younger than them - particularly those who are notably attractive.
Due to their unpleasantness, they only frequent sexual circles which have a very strict seniority-derived hierarchy, likely upheld by now generations of those suffering from BOB Syndrome. Examples include the furry community and the BDSM/Kink community.
Person 1 (Affected by BOB Syndrome): "Yeah, well, thankfully some of us bottoms aren't jobless leeches."
Person 2 (A gentleman conversing with a 19 year old): "Don't worry about him, honey, he's just a BOB."
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