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when a group of men stack onto eachother while buttfucking
dont hurt yourself yurdleing the turtle
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Diarrhea fart ,when sick, to check to see if toilet use is necessary, because you do not want to get up from where you are at, and liquid fecal matter squirts enough that stains your underware.
I was sick, downstairs, lying on the couch and I turtle souped. I then took a shower.
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A pile of shit in your bed courtesy of A pile of shit in your bed courtesy of your drunk bed partner. The best and rarest Galapagos Turtle has the turtle head still attached to the anus of your unconscious partner.
I woke up to this god awful smell and pulled the covers back to find this giant, stinking Galapagos Turtle coming out of this chick's ass. Wow this thing stunk like a New York garbage barge but she was one hot piece of ass!
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The ninja turtles lived in the sewers, therefore they MUST smell like absolute SHIT. So when you pick up a stench that is so bad you can't think of anything worse it must be that the ninja turtles are at your house.
Ashton: "Keisha what the fuck is that smell?"
Keisha: "Fucking Ninja Turtles!"
Ashton: "RIGHT RIGHT"
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The act of self urination in mass public. With not one regret of the self humiliation.
Ex: dude im going for it,the leaky turtle.
( D- stands up, in the middle of class: and beings self urination. Igs- wow dollie D's like totally the man, he just pulled a leaky turle and sat back down. I cant believe he would jingaling jingaling a wang chung like that. deo )
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Having sex up against a wall with a fat girl wearing a tight girdle, the skirt of which rubs the base of your dick raw!
"Did I see you at it with Fat Annie round the back just now, Dude?" Yeah! I need ointment! I was really Grinding the Turtle!
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When one has to have a bowel movement so bad that the head of the turd starts to come out. The owner may be able to suck it back in for awhile longer, but if a restroom isn't found, the turtle turd will rear it's ugly head again.
A Turtle Turd can be compared to when a turtle pushes its head out of its shell, only to find danger on the outside world and quickly pulls its head back in its shell.
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