virgin eyes

The fresh way your eyes feel before you look at a computer screen or television set. After five minutes of looking at any glowing rectangle, though, the feeling disappears and is replaced with a slight headache.

Jon: What's wrong?
Mike: Just turned on my computer and lost my virgin eyes.

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rhys the virgin

rhys is the biggest virgin, he prob will be a virgin for life or might lose his virginity at 45 in his mums basement.

man 1: rhys is the biggest virgin!
man 2: ikr he prob wont lose his virginity until he is 45!
man 1: what a ultra virgin
man 2: rhys the virgin lol

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phone virginity

You have phone virginity before you have phone sex.

a. Hey, do you want to lose your phone virginity.
b. Yes, lets have phone sex.

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voodoo virgin

a person who has never eaten a voodoo doughnut before

I lost my voodoo virginity to cock and balls ;)

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Virgin Syndrome

When a virgin or person who has never been in a serious relationship is over clingy, over bearing, and clueless as to how partner relationships work.

I knew he had Virgin Syndrome when he tried to be a doctor when he found out I had anxiety, like, know your place, dude.

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Virgin media

They go down all the fucking time and their crappy hub/modem combo will lose you a tenth of your bandwidth by being half a meter away

Virgin media is a crappy isp.

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Virgin watermelon

When a watermelon has not reached sexual maturity and does not do anything sexual

I ate 33 virgin watermelons

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