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virgin eyes

The fresh way your eyes feel before you look at a computer screen or television set. After five minutes of looking at any glowing rectangle, though, the feeling disappears and is replaced with a slight headache.

Jon: What's wrong?
Mike: Just turned on my computer and lost my virgin eyes.

by RazVper May 02, 2014


voodoo virgin

a person who has never eaten a voodoo doughnut before

I lost my voodoo virginity to cock and balls ;)

by angiebeeee November 09, 2010


virgin viper

Such a hardcore virgin that you strike out like a bowling alley

Damn Jj is such a virgin viper. He makes bad luck Brian look like a pimp

by 19bigpapa19 March 15, 2017


Ultra Virgin

A person will be a virgin till the day they die, even if there is an after life or the person is reborn again they will always be a virgin. They also know nothing about sex at all.

Rhys: Pussy feels like a cold bath!
Vanna: Stfu you haven't had sex before you Ultra Virgin!

by October 21, 2020


Harry Virgin

A person who has not read one Harry Potter book or seen one Harry Potter movie.

She didn't even know about Dumbledore; she's such a Harry Virgin! We should have a Harry marathon to de-virginize her!

by Kteacher July 14, 2011


Virgin watermelon

When a watermelon has not reached sexual maturity and does not do anything sexual

I ate 33 virgin watermelons

by Vanmanmax November 21, 2016


Extra Virgin

A virgin who has never even talked to a girl.

Man, did you know that Tim is an Extra Virgin

by HuntG12521 June 12, 2018