wet egg

Apparently the idiots version of wet lettuce

Someone: James are you coming to pounded
James: No I'm being a wet egg!!!
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Wet Betty

noun: a Wet Betty is the step sister of the wet willy. a Wet Betty is performed by sucking your finger tip, and swirling it around in someone's exposed cleavage and yelling "WET BETTY." This can only be used on EXPOSED cleavage; no reaching down t-shirts, turtle necks, or sweater vests!

Look at her huge knockers! I bet she'd love a Wet Betty.

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wet walrus

a pussy licking

"I gave patty a wet walrus she'll ever forget"

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wet canoe

A Wet Canoe is where a guy craps in saran wrap or a plastic bag then uses it to dildoe a girl for sexual pleasure.

Nick wetcanoed Annah for some exciting new sexual pleasure.

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Wet Fish

The act of taking a shower and then jumping in your buddies bed butt necked without drying off. Can be preformed at family campouts, church camps, sleep overs, band camp, etc.

Did you see what Cole did to David?!?! He wet fished him! His sleeping bag is soaked! That sucks!

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Wet lung

A Kinky sexual act involving a humidifier, vape juice, and lungs.

Ay baby girl let's come back to my place and get you a wet lung.

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Wet socks

The worst thing to ever wear in life. Imagine socks... but wet. Absolutely disgusting. Humanity will someday make wet socks die in a fire.

Bruh why you wearing wet socks on a bed? You’re the scum of society.

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