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The moment that is caught between both a win and a fail.
Boy 1: Hey see that girl?
Boy 2: Yep.
Boy 1: Well I tapped that!
Boy 2: Hell yeah! How was it?
Boy 1: Could of been better.....
Boy 2: Epic whale dude.
The act of performing anal sex without lube causing the receiver so much pain that they make dolphin noises.
I'm gonna whale mouth you so hard tonight!!!
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My Best Mate Charlotte.Amy.Wilmore
Shup You Beached Whale
A fat tub-o-lard that loves getting in the way of others. The world would be way better without these disgraces.
My friend Corbyn is basically a beached whale
Hey you know that beached whale "ya ally silva" hahahahH
A shit so big and heavy that it gets stuck on the bowl, with no chance of flushing without intervening with your bare hands.
I am having a hard time washing the shit under my fingernails after scraping the beached whale out.
A woman who is insulted by being called fat yet goes out and lays on the beach with just a bikini on
Look,A beached whale with a Happy meal.