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three ax handles wide

A description of an exceptionaly wide ass. Logs were at one time cut in 100 in. "sticks". the length of three ax handles end to end.

Her ass is three ax handles wide.

by delmarskid October 30, 2007

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Three Legged Mexican Rat

Izzy, the three legged rat terrier

Look at that Three Legged Mexican Rat running around

by DBW379 April 28, 2022


Three-pedal two-step

The procedure a person follows to drive a car with manual transmission.

"Three pedals," from left to right: Clutch, Brake, Accelerator.

"Two-step": Ordinarily, a couples' dance step.

"C'mon... I'll teach you how to do the three-pedal two-step."

by Ponyguy March 28, 2010


Three Quarter Life Crisis

The beginning is usually occurring in males in their early to mid thirties, it typically entails the subject going into a more juvenile state of mind thirties that includes excessive partying, excessive eating, promiscuous sex, chain smoking, every night binge drinking and drugging. This differs from a mid life crisis in the sense that the very activities of a 3/4 life crisis will eventually bring about your demise. Usually triggered by life changes.

โ€œMy ex wife told me she thought that I started having a three quarter life crisis at the age of 35.โ€

โ€œI told her Iโ€™m shocked that she thinks Iโ€™m going to live to be 44!โ€

by Dunkin_Johnson December 19, 2021


Dream Team Three Team

Noun:

The team in any three vs. three style fighting game that leads it's player to victory and fame. Applicable to any video game in the fighting genre where a player can choose a team of three characters per match to win.

They are usually shattered by updates.

Champion: Looks like the Dream Team Three Team won me the tournament for the fourth consecutive time! I hope there isn't an update!

by Kraggknarr February 3, 2013


Three Way Log Jam

When three dudes try to stick their dicks in the same hole, all at once. Could be a woman's vagina, butthole, mouth, nostrils... could be a man's butthole, if you want to be gay about it.

All three guys got shit on their dicks when they accidentally created a three way log jam.

by Phil Biederman July 17, 2011

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Ballin' Three-Six-O

To possess an aura of self-assurance that emanates from one's body in a circular fashion in all directions simultaneously.

Ted has the perfect golf swing, a swell girlfriend, the company's top accounts, and a brand new car; he is ballin' three-six-o.

by das_bro June 11, 2009

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