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The "correct" name of any bird you tell your children when wont stop asking questions and you don’t actually know but can't break their tiny hearts by letting them think you don’t know every damned thing about every damned thing in the universe ever!.....but also still kindda love that they still think you do :)
And What’s that one called daddy? ...oh, that’s the ‘Moroccan Chicken-bird’ sweetie.
When one has indulged a little too heavy on the marching powder, usually without enough alcohol beforehand.
Bro you need to slow down I can’t look at you right now, your bird face is scaring me
Proper social etiquette among parrots is to eat all meals with their flock. "Bird tax" is the portion of every meal eaten within earshot of your parrot. It must be paid to your parrot at the start of said meal as reimbursement for removing your parrot from the wild, or else it will be forcibly collected.*
*Also applies to some budgies and other household birds; this bird law sometimes extends to wild birds living near restaurants and picnic sites, though the legality/enforceability in those situations is questionable.
"Your bird just stole a piece of my blueberry waffle!"
"Don't be rude! My bird doesn't steal! She collects bird tax. Everyone who eats in our home is considered flock and must pay bird tax."
"Why?"
"It's bird law."
Bird "Look at me. Look at me. I'm the captain now." (Squawk translation).
when a president has went to jail before like George W. Bush who was the first president to go to jail
The Bush Bird could relate to minorities’ struggles like no other because he was locked down.
To accept the punishment for a situation that is not your fault, because the risk for fighting for yourself is much higher than accepting the punishment.
He had to swallow the bird when they arrested him because he was the only black man at the scene of the crime.
Someone who tricks coworkers into not bringing a lunch to work.
What a dick bird! Ridge said there would be an employee appreciation steak dinner today. I fell for his trick and now I don’t have a lunch!
Have a mans dick punched until it is numb and then proceeding to do the same to his balls
She was punching the bird all night.