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He’s very Dylany….a red head with a dirty dirty mind <3
“DYLAN..WHY DID YOU THINK OF IT LIKE THAT ?!”
An asshole he has a tendency to say dumb shit and then defend it
You have to hang out with Dylan I'm sorry
Absolute legend, pulls all the hoes and real g, must be treated with respect
Look at that Dylan, legend
A complete retard with a weird obsession for japanese girls.
Man, that guy's kind of a weaboo, what a Dylan.
a great and funny guy hes really athletic and has a nice personality really tall smart and kind really weird in a good way has lots of friends will beat you up if you mess with them fast runner has a nice body has good clothes
did you look at dylans clthes he looks so fly today.
a dude with a very small penis and is very gay
me:do you want to have sex
(girl in front of Dylan about to say yes)
Dylan :yes i do,don't use a condom
(the very next second i killed myself)
Dylan is indubitably handsome, though he can never know for certain because of how ignorant he is. Statistically speaking, Dylan's cock is above average in girth and length. Dylan is incredibly majestic and mysterious. Aliens come to visit him just to try and figure him out. He knows too many jokes for his own good. His wisdom is mindboggling. He can fight too! Disclaimer: He has ladies so get in line, sorry not sorry. A Dylan didn't write this definition either. Hehe.
Lady#1 Is that the Dylan? Is it really? Or is my life a lie?
Lady #2 That is Dylan, words cannot describe this man without it sounding like I'm trying to start a cult.