james jones

eh stupid fat person with a small dick

dude you're so james jones

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The Jones test

The Jones test it to test whether you should fuck a girl. Before fucking a girl ask yourself "Can i imagine myself ever having kids with this girl?" If the answer is yes, then and ONLY then can you fuck her.

1."Dude, i fucked this crazy girl and i can't get rid of her now"

2."What the hell, did you not do the Jones test on her first?"

Leanna Jones

Dense

‘You don’t want to be a Leanna Jones.’

boston jones

boston jones means dumb nigger

you boston jones

Danny Jones

Absolute cockwombling cuntbag of the highest order, also probably a permabiff.

That cunt there is an absolute Danny Jones.

may jones

A strange person that is always nagging on and on

Person 1: “ is that may jones over there? “
Person 2: “ oh god yeah, run! “

Big Jones

Big lad who specialises in scoring tries all over the place, especially corners. Wears really little shorts and is a big git.

"Ere get down to Wakey or Cas if you wanna see BIG JONES scoring tries int corner. We going out toneet?"