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The act of taking a shit and when it comes out it tips your balls before falling in the toilet.
Ozzy pulled a banana tipper this morning
A girl who will do anything for a guy because he has given her the best sex she has ever had. (Opposite of pussy-whipped.)
Girlfriend, you are SO banana-whipped it is making me sick.
The sickness a woman has when she’s desperate for a dick.
She’s going to be easy tonight, I can tell by how she is acting, she’s got the ol banana bugs.
MASON SAYS THAT YELLOW BANANAS TASTE LIKE VANILLA
Mason: I’ve been eating a lot of bananas lately, they taste like vanilla bananas to me!
Anika: you’re stupid
When your penis blows up after lack of sexual interest
Luan: Dude I've not had sex in a week... look what happened
* shows a bomb site in penis area*
Emii: eww that's such a banana balloon
Slang used to describe males who completely and utterly lack all necessary masculine qualities and act like monkeys.
Man1: Hey man do you play basketball?
Man2: Yea, I can also dunk
Man1: how tall are you?
Man2: I'm 160cm
Man1: go back to the zoo banana male
Sex Act for females: heat up a banana. cut the tip off. masturbate with it. And when you cum, you squeeze the banana while it’s inside you to simulate getting simultaneous orgasms.
I had a banana cocktail last night. It was amazing.