Sometimes necessary if there's no time to have a proper shower.
Involves standing in the bath with a flannel/sponge, running it under the tap or dipping it in a bowl, and having a quick sponge bath.
Person1: Oh crap I have no time to have a shower :(
Person2: Have a tramp shower then :L
Person1: Good plan!
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A cuddle from someone special (girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife/mother/father) that is essential prior to being able to have a shower. This may be used as a procrastination or stalling tactic.
(Person #1) Have you had a shower yet?
(Person #2) I couldn't shower until you came home. I haven't had my shower cuddle.
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Time between 9:30-12 , or 1-3 AM if your coming home from a party.
Guy 1:Dude, where is everyone ? No ones online !
Guy 2:Stop bitching, its shower hour .
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The act of dousing oneself in cologne or axe deoderant on your way out the door whilst in a hurry.
Did you smell John today?He must have been in a hurry!!!!! eewwww its like he had a Metro shower...
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The average shower a database Administrator (DBA) takes prior to showing up and sucking at their respective job. Which consists of excessive amounts of cologne/body spray to hide the fact they have not showered in weeks, and wreak of curry.
Tim: Lets hit the bar after hockey practice
Joe: No way Ill smell like total ass bro
Tim: Just take a DBA shower
Joe: Good idea, bitches love Axe Body spray
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Where a person would spray Axe deodorant all over himself or herself instead of taking a shower or bath, masking the person's body odor with the Axe deodorant.
This bum is taking a slacker shower. He's spraying Axe all over himself. Thing is, he still stinks.
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The place where all young boys were once touched by the graceful hand of the pedophile hitler....he touched the young boys in a manor which was unpleasant towards the youths rectum....making penetration very painful
Hey my boy just got out of the gulag showers and is walking funny
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