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A clause in the Friends With Benefits contract in which both parties agree to end said contract after a certain date has been reached.
Her: Hey, I know we’ve had a great summer and all… but I think I’m going to innact The Adam Clause.
Him: How does August 23rd sound?
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A massive elephant trunk that feeds off of gargantours mommy milkers. This thing is a third legs, It is so big that it is literally bigger than his other legs and this man has to balance on it. He attracts ever female into bed with him so they can use his massive Penis as a body pillow.
Adam's Penis is all girls favorite thing in the world.
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Is the hottest bitch alive. If you ever have a chance with her then take it. She has a bad past but will become a hella rich and better person when she gets into high school. She is a trustworthy person when it comes to relationships. She is known to be hotter than Addison Rae. She gets a lot of clout from the guys. It’s hard to get her to fuck you these days but she respects herself now. Always respect her.
Marry me Ashley Adams
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300 pound Tubby lard that argues everything and thinks he knows everything.
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A dude who thinks he is tough but actually likes to tuck his pepe between his legs
Dude1 hey theres adam the madam.
Dude2 some say he eats food off the floor
dude1 yuck
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A large specimen of a human being can often be found on grindr and under your bed
Adam always carries his trusty vape
Guy 1
"Hey look at that large human being blowing fat clouds on his vape what is his name"
Guy2
" oh thats just adam burnside avoid eye contact he will turn you into stone "
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The guy I love and the one guy I think about daily. He is so perfect and treats me so nicely I love him.
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