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Knockoff Nike Air Force One's made in Mexico, we're talking some 3rd world country sweatshop shit.
"Hey man, did you see the new exchange student's kicks. Decent colours. What model are those??"
- "Dude, the reason you've never seen those colours before are because those are the Nike Air Force Juans. The kid literally just jumped the border in those bad boys."
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a device use for flying around...
back in my day a hot air balloon was a flying device, but wtf is it now?!?!
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Farting in any enclosed space (such as a compact car, elevator, or phone booth) so as other people who are present (or will be shortly) can enjoy your emission.
Hot damn! Someone really left a cleveland air freshener in this cab!
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When 5 or more PSI is blown into a pussy and the stomach bulges.
I hot air ballooned your mom last night.
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The amount of skin that can be seen in any given outfit.
Heather: I don’t think that top is appropriate for work.
Courtney: Isn’t it like AWESOME?
Heather: Hmmm... everyone can see your boobs and I think your skin to air ratio is a little high.
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A person who, no matter how SCORCHINGLY UNBERABLY, REDICIULOUSLY HOT it gets, never turns on their air conditioner, OR turns it on very little.
Aagh, my parents are air-conditioning nazi's. I'M GOING TO DIE.
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