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A camp maths teacher who likes to hand out oranges and over pronounce his words
Julian evans is such a great teacher
Joseph Evans the fucking man! He never gives up. Joseph Evans is rich, and not normally an alcoholic.
Joseph Evans the best person I know.
The act in which a boy leaves you all alone to have fun with his friends then complains when you stop talking to him. What he doesn't know, is that you secretly are head over heels in love with him.
Christa: I'm so ef-ing upset right now!
Meagan: why?
Christa: My new boyfriend is Pulling an 'Evan Dorney'!!
Meagan: wow, i'm sorry. Wait so you lvoe himm?
Christa: DUH!!!!
The porn name of an ex pornstar that was dubbed "The Giggliest Girl in Porn" by crude porn humor website Efukt. Some other girl, not nearly as cute as the original Claire, tried to take that name after Claire retired. That intruder she was quickly forgotten, unlike Claire who is considered a porn leyend by connoisseurs.
She is now trying to live a normal life, loves Jesus and Homeless people.
Claire Evans: "I really like cum".
Gloryhole Swallow guy: I can see that. Can I get you a free pink vibrator?
Claire Evans: Sure, tee-hee!!
TO BE AS SEXY AS A STRRIPER IN YOUR SCHOOL WHEN ALL DA CHICKS WANT YOU ALL THE BOYS ARE JELAOUS AND ALL THE GIRLS WANT YOU
GIRL:1 DID YOU SEE EVAN TODAY
GIRL:2 YEAH HE WAS SO HOT
GIRL:3 HE WAS SUCH A SEXY EVAN
GIRL:1 AND 2 I AGREE
A badass. Someone likely to become the next President
Did you see that guy dunk all over that kid? That's so Evan Patrick.
A Joanne Evans is an ancient greek mythical Goddess who was infamous for her attractiveness and godly influence, everyone obeyed her and her word was final, to this day every Joanne Evans alive is a beautiful, attractive woman and any man would take her. Sometimes the term 'Joanne Evans' can be used when talking about something extremely beautiful or attractive or a metaphor.
Dude 1: ''Omg look at her, I would''
Dude 2: ''totally, she's so Joanne Evans''
Teacher: ''Today class we're going to write a story about a princess, can anyone find a good word to describe her beauty?''
Pupil: ''Joanne Evans, miss?''
Teacher: ''excellent! I see a bright future for you child''