i hope you starve

when you want someone that you probably don't like to starve.

Adam: I haven't eaten in a week omg i am so hungry

Billy: I hope you starve

Do I know you?

What you say when someone awkwardly approaches you

“Hey are you that kid who pops into biology and then leaves?”

“I’m sorry… Do I know you?”

I dont shut up i grow up and when i look at you i throw up

A cringe roast used by junior/middle school girls, boys still hate this roast.

Nathan: Hey whats up
Random ass girl: i know what you did to the maid
Nathan: SHUT UP
Random ass girl: I dont shut up i grow up and when i look at you i throw up
Nathan: ._.

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you i am; a mayo

when a cat grabs a bottle of heinz mayo, they learn the definition of the world, and only speaks
"you i am
a mayo"

oi, bella? you hunggrryy?
"you i am; a mayo"

I know you fucking lying

(Ikyfl) Its a saying that kinda means that what you just said is so crazy that it might as well be a lie

Him-Lol that was the girl that broke up with me
Friend- I know you fucking lying

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I love you the mostest

Used when a person loves the other the most and automatically makes them the winner in the who loves each other more argument.

Casey: “I love you the most”

Mel: “I love you the mostest”

If I were you I would run.

A calm way of saying RUNNN

There's four people coming. If I were you I would run.

NEVER RUN!!!

Anddddd we lost.